- iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
- Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
- iPhone user: I just like this pho-
- Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
"I have so much I want to tell you, and nowhere to begin."
i wish i was good at math + science so i could be like a computer engineer and make fucking robots or be an aerospace engineer and be an astronaut but like i’m a girl so systematic sexism against women in stem fields and the glass ceiling would affect me more than it already has :/
"When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog."
“blow minds not dicks”
imma blow his mind with how good i blow his dick