I’ve never done this but I’m about to be the student that argues with the teacher over a grade. Only because I (basically) failed a math test and have never failed a test in my entire life before


I’m going to die alone and miserable but at least I’ll find peace knowing that I never thirsted over benedict cumberbatch

(via prasejeebus)

"People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water."

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via artfucker1996)

(Source: cachaemic, via bitter-feminist)

"OK, let’s just do it: Burrito bowl, black. You know, they ask for beans, so I say black. Chicken, extra chicken. Yeah, I know it’s extra. Mild, medium or hot? I never say mild, I say tomatoes. Corn, sour cream, a little bit of cheese, just a little bit. Actually guac. Yeah, I know it’s extra. Come on, come on, give me a little more guac than that—I gotta pay extra for that! Come on, a little more. And let me get a cup for water. And I fill that shit with soda."

Ansel Elgort’s Exact Chipotle Order, Spoken word, 2014 (via toolers)