physics is fake gravity doesnt exist fuck isaac newton old white ass

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weedjoke420:

honestly iPads are so dumb i don’t see why people can’t just use tampons….

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Aubrey Drake Graham more important than William Shakespeare

bootcutslim:

martian-summer:

fuck whoever made this stupid ass post, you’re gonna tell me Drake can even spell iambic pentameter? get the fuck outta here with this

shakespeare died like a thousand years ago

please let go of his ancient nuts 

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"

Missing you comes in waves.

Tonight I’m drowning.

"

Hannah Taylor, “Waves” (via hnnhtylr)

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Anonymous: Can your dupatta get stuck onto my kurta like a Bollywood scene and then we stare into each other's eyes? 😊😊

mentalxanarchy:

i hope my dupatta wraps around your neck and chokes you. 

speedlimit15:

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

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