physics is fake gravity doesnt exist fuck isaac newton old white ass

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honestly iPads are so dumb i don’t see why people can’t just use tampons….

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Aubrey Drake Graham more important than William Shakespeare



fuck whoever made this stupid ass post, you’re gonna tell me Drake can even spell iambic pentameter? get the fuck outta here with this

shakespeare died like a thousand years ago

please let go of his ancient nuts 

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Missing you comes in waves.

Tonight I’m drowning.


Hannah Taylor, “Waves” (via hnnhtylr)

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Anonymous: Can your dupatta get stuck onto my kurta like a Bollywood scene and then we stare into each other's eyes? 😊😊


i hope my dupatta wraps around your neck and chokes you. 


*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

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